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Pick a creator
Each creator is a pool. Peachy is cheap, Bunni is expensive. Your token's whole life gets quoted in her sub price.
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We don't buy the sub. We mint it.
Everything about how a pool works, what backs it, and what happens when she changes her price.
How it works
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Launch on the curve
Name it, tick it, pick her. Your token launches on a bonding curve paired against the pool's sub token. No sub is purchased at any point. Nobody is DMing anyone.
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The sub token is synthetic
Minted against collateral, pegged to the sub price. If she raises her price the peg moves and the whole pool reprices. If she goes free for a promo, pray.
The curve
Every token has a supply of 1,000,000,000. About 62% of it is sold on a constant-product bonding curve; at graduation roughly 24% seeds the open pool at the curve's last price and the rest is locked forever. The curve opens at a $6,900 cap and graduates at a $46,900 cap, and both numbers are shown to you in subs when you launch, because that is the unit your chart trades in.
Subs are the money. Every token is bought and sold with its pool's sub token, every price is in subs, and dollars only ever appear as a conversion. The first buy is yours. You choose how many subs to spend, the launch page tells you how many tokens that returns and how far along the curve it puts you. Buying more than about 30% of supply at launch gets a warning. Buying enough to graduate the curve alone gets a different warning.
Fees and dividends
OnlyPools takes a flat 1% on every buy and sell. That never changes and it is the only fee a token has by default.
On top of that the creator can add a tax of 1, 2 or 4 percent, set once at launch. It goes to the dev wallet, or, if the creator flips the switch, to simps as dividends: paid in the pool's sub token, pro rata, automatically. A token that pays dividends in sBUNNI is a token that pays its simps in Bunni. That sentence is why this exists.
Tokens that pay their tax to simps carry a "pays fee to simps" tag everywhere they show up.
FAQ
Do you actually subscribe to them?
No. Not one sub is bought, ever. The pool is named after the creator and pegged to her public sub price. That's the whole joke and the whole product.
Are the creators involved?
The four on the site right now are placesimps with made-up names. Real creators get listed when they say yes, and a listed creator can ask to be delisted any time.
What backs the sub token?
Collateral in the pool contract. The sub token is a synthetic, so it tracks the price without anyone owning anything. A stablecoin that is stable to a sub instead of a dollar.
What if she changes her price?
The peg follows. Every token in her pool reprices at the same time. Price hikes are green candles for the whole pool. Free-trial weekends are a horror movie.
Why Robinhood Chain?
Because it's where the rest of our stuff lives, and because "priced in subs, settled on Robinhood" is a sentence we wanted to exist.
Is this a security?
It's a meme launchpad with a pink water blob for a mascot. Nothing here is investment advice, and you should assume every token launched on it goes to zero.